Always bring a banana to a party

denchgang:

mommunist:

where my texas boys at..

texas 

(via thebootydiaries)

lesbian-myrtle-snow:

this bitch really watching law and order: svu season 14 episode 3 “twenty five acts” just to see iconic bicon rafael barba choked out in court

(via heartofmarjan)

misandromache:

i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president “takes” the vice president (in a sexual way. they have sex.) and he sees mitt romney and is like ??? did you know about this when you picked me ???? and mitt romney says

paul

thats why i ran

and i just realized that now that i have read this fanfic i cant undo it. i can never go back to a state of never having read this fic

(via destroyedbydickwolf)

colinandrewfirth:

(Source: twitter.com, via vreenak)

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

(via gavotteangel)